The Dog Vacuum Dog
Let’s get our definitions straight: A dog vacuum is a vacuum that is used on dogs, and a vacuum dog is a dog that vacuums.
The Decoy Thong
Imagine, if you will, a world where people wore thongs with low-rise jeans. A world where having one’s underwear visible was considered desirable.
The Black Hole Time Traveler
TW: sexual assault, rape If you follow this blog with any regularity, you should know that I take the occasional dive into some strange rabbit holes. This one looks into the activities of one Marlin Pohlman. In 2004, Pohlman filed a patent application for a method of gravity distortion and time displacement. The claims require … Continue reading The Black Hole Time Traveler
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Patenting the odd, the impossible, and the unnerving 