CW: death, light body horror I decided not to include a "featured image" for this one. It's a little gross.
Tag: creepy
The Grave-o-Scope
Seems like people used to be very concerned about their coffins. But what if you are less worried about disinterment, and more worried about being buried alive?
The Zipper Mouth Doll
Before I started this blog, I wasn't too bothered by dolls.
The Coffin-Torpedo
Your last line of defense against grave robbers.
The Ventriloquist’s Doll
With this awful doll, I invoke the Halloween season!
Doll.
Doll.
The Silence in the Pram
The nice thing about creepy baby patents is that I don't have to do much work explaining them.
The Furby
The Furby is what happens when stuffed animals travel through the uncanny valley.
The Anti-Eating Face Mask
An insatiable hunger...
The Needimals
Content warning: cute animals, children, needles
Patenting the odd, the impossible, and the unnerving 