Radio hats, a race to the patent office, and one unbelievably cool sixteen year-old.
The Radio Hats
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The Holy Water Sprinkler
I'm pretty sure this is not canon.
The Novelty Plastic Pumpkin Eyeglasses
Happy Halloween everyone! And happy blogaversary! I have chosen to round the starting date of this blog to October 31st, because I want to and you can't stop me. So it has officially been one full year since I started posting weird patents! To celebrate, here is a simply one. The spectacle mask having a … Continue reading The Novelty Plastic Pumpkin Eyeglasses
The Corpse Desmiler
CW: death, light body horror I decided not to include a "featured image" for this one. It's a little gross.
The Breathable Fursuit
Sometimes a product fails, not because it's a bad idea, but because that particular fetish hasn't become popular yet.
The Grave-o-Scope
Seems like people used to be very concerned about their coffins. But what if you are less worried about disinterment, and more worried about being buried alive?
The Zipper Mouth Doll
Before I started this blog, I wasn't too bothered by dolls.
Bluebeard’s Amusement House
I'm not sure how many people know the story of Bluebeard anymore. A Bluebeard-themed haunted house might not hit the same as it did in 1929.
The Glowing Pumpkin Teeth
For when your gourds need a bit more bite.
The Ventriloquist’s Doll
With this awful doll, I invoke the Halloween season!
Patenting the odd, the impossible, and the unnerving 