Let's get our definitions straight: A dog vacuum is a vacuum that is used on dogs, and a vacuum dog is a dog that vacuums.
The Dog Vacuum Dog
Tag: possible
The Decoy Thong
Imagine, if you will, a world where people wore thongs with low-rise jeans. A world where having one's underwear visible was considered desirable.
Happy Labor Day!
Labor rarely keeps the fruit of their patents.
For When A Poncho Isn’t Ponch Enough
The pinnacle of precipitation prophylaxis.
The Modular Plumage Hat
For when your hair is excellent, but it's chilly.
Doll.
Doll.
The Silence in the Pram
The nice thing about creepy baby patents is that I don't have to do much work explaining them.
The Romantic Jaw-Strengthener
What's the cure for eating too much Jello?
The Birth Spinner
Content warning: Pregnancy, childbirth, vertigo!
The Moon Suit
Before space suits existed, there were patents on how space suits COULD have existed.
Patenting the odd, the impossible, and the unnerving 