Imagine, if you will, a world where people wore thongs with low-rise jeans. A world where having one's underwear visible was considered desirable.
The Decoy Thong
Tag: fashion
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The pinnacle of precipitation prophylaxis.
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Patenting the odd, the impossible, and the unnerving 