In memoriam: John Quincy St. Clair.
The Magnetic Monopole Spacecraft
Month: September 2022
The Hybrid Calendar
Shana tova to those who observe! And for those who observe particularly hard, a belated shana tova for when you see this in a couple of days!
The Dog Vacuum Dog
Let's get our definitions straight: A dog vacuum is a vacuum that is used on dogs, and a vacuum dog is a dog that vacuums.
The Decoy Thong
Imagine, if you will, a world where people wore thongs with low-rise jeans. A world where having one's underwear visible was considered desirable.
The Black Hole Time Traveler
TW: sexual assault, rape If you follow this blog with any regularity, you should know that I take the occasional dive into some strange rabbit holes. This one looks into the activities of one Marlin Pohlman. In 2004, Pohlman filed a patent application for a method of gravity distortion and time displacement. The claims require … Continue reading The Black Hole Time Traveler
Happy Labor Day!
Labor rarely keeps the fruit of their patents.
For When A Poncho Isn’t Ponch Enough
The pinnacle of precipitation prophylaxis.
Patenting the odd, the impossible, and the unnerving 