Happy Halloween everyone! And happy blogaversary! I have chosen to round the starting date of this blog to October 31st, because I want to and you can't stop me. So it has officially been one full year since I started posting weird patents! To celebrate, here is a simply one. The spectacle mask having a … Continue reading The Novelty Plastic Pumpkin Eyeglasses
Tag: holidays
Bluebeard’s Amusement House
I'm not sure how many people know the story of Bluebeard anymore. A Bluebeard-themed haunted house might not hit the same as it did in 1929.
The Glowing Pumpkin Teeth
For when your gourds need a bit more bite.
The Ventriloquist’s Doll
With this awful doll, I invoke the Halloween season!
The Hybrid Calendar
Shana tova to those who observe! And for those who observe particularly hard, a belated shana tova for when you see this in a couple of days!
Happy Labor Day!
Labor rarely keeps the fruit of their patents.
Easter Madness
Having long since turned apostate, Easter is a holiday that always catches me by surprise.