Big things happening in my world right now, so here’s some light fare: The substance dispensing headgear.

This takes the classic “beer hat” and scales it up. Now you’ve got a whole party on your head! And in case you feel like you would like to tailor your keg experience to the event of the day, they have different options:

Tennis, I think?

This one is definitely baseball.

Then you’ve got your basketball.
That’s cool and all, but can you imagine carrying a gallon of liquid on your head all afternoon? Sloshing around and straining your neck? Better drink it fast!