Happy Halloween everyone! And happy blogaversary! I have chosen to round the starting date of this blog to October 31st, because I want to and you can't stop me. So it has officially been one full year since I started posting weird patents! To celebrate, here is a simply one. The spectacle mask having a … Continue reading The Novelty Plastic Pumpkin Eyeglasses
Tag: halloween
The Breathable Fursuit
Sometimes a product fails, not because it's a bad idea, but because that particular fetish hasn't become popular yet.
The Grave-o-Scope
Seems like people used to be very concerned about their coffins. But what if you are less worried about disinterment, and more worried about being buried alive?
The Coffin-Torpedo
Your last line of defense against grave robbers.
Bluebeard’s Amusement House
I'm not sure how many people know the story of Bluebeard anymore. A Bluebeard-themed haunted house might not hit the same as it did in 1929.
The Glowing Pumpkin Teeth
For when your gourds need a bit more bite.
The Ventriloquist’s Doll
With this awful doll, I invoke the Halloween season!
Patenting the odd, the impossible, and the unnerving 