In memoriam: John Quincy St. Clair.
The Magnetic Monopole Spacecraft
Tag: impossible
The Black Hole Time Traveler
TW: sexual assault, rape If you follow this blog with any regularity, you should know that I take the occasional dive into some strange rabbit holes. This one looks into the activities of one Marlin Pohlman. In 2004, Pohlman filed a patent application for a method of gravity distortion and time displacement. The claims require … Continue reading The Black Hole Time Traveler
The Cracker Barrel Psychic
Something for when the old Ouija board is a bit too bulky.
The Thrust Levitator
All we need to make anti-gravity propulsion a reality is to be wrong about everything!
Crystal Healing with Electronic Gem Theory
I could probably do a blog that focused exclusively on medical quackery, but it would make me too sad.
The Time Machine Software
"This permits a robot to cure cancer, fight a war, write software, read a book learn to drive a car, draw a picture or solve a complex math problem in less than one second."
Crops dry? Bomb the sky!
This follows the "cloud seeding" thread of rainmaking attempts, with the addition of explosives.
Patenting Your Perpetual Motion Machine
As a patent attorney, I am bound by two different sets of laws--the human and the physical--and I foolishly expected others to feel the same. I should have known better, and I am sorry.
Feeling A Little Dowsy
I usually associate dowsing with the American old west, with some wiley charlatan bilking people by wandering around with a weird stick to find water.
The Alcubierre-White Warp Drive
Just a bit of background information about me: I studied physics in college. I never really settled on a specialty, which is part of the reason why I'm a lawyer now instead of an eternal adjunct, but I did enjoy the class I took in general relativity. One of the things we covered was the … Continue reading The Alcubierre-White Warp Drive
Patenting the odd, the impossible, and the unnerving 