CW: death, light body horror I decided not to include a "featured image" for this one. It's a little gross.
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The Breathable Fursuit
Sometimes a product fails, not because it's a bad idea, but because that particular fetish hasn't become popular yet.
The Grave-o-Scope
Seems like people used to be very concerned about their coffins. But what if you are less worried about disinterment, and more worried about being buried alive?
The Zipper Mouth Doll
Before I started this blog, I wasn't too bothered by dolls.
Bluebeard’s Amusement House
I'm not sure how many people know the story of Bluebeard anymore. A Bluebeard-themed haunted house might not hit the same as it did in 1929.
The Glowing Pumpkin Teeth
For when your gourds need a bit more bite.
The Ventriloquist’s Doll
With this awful doll, I invoke the Halloween season!
The Hybrid Calendar
Shana tova to those who observe! And for those who observe particularly hard, a belated shana tova for when you see this in a couple of days!
The Dog Vacuum Dog
Let's get our definitions straight: A dog vacuum is a vacuum that is used on dogs, and a vacuum dog is a dog that vacuums.
The Decoy Thong
Imagine, if you will, a world where people wore thongs with low-rise jeans. A world where having one's underwear visible was considered desirable.
Patenting the odd, the impossible, and the unnerving 