In memoriam: John Quincy St. Clair.
The Magnetic Monopole Spacecraft
Author: unmakeme
The Hybrid Calendar
Shana tova to those who observe! And for those who observe particularly hard, a belated shana tova for when you see this in a couple of days!
The Dog Vacuum Dog
Let's get our definitions straight: A dog vacuum is a vacuum that is used on dogs, and a vacuum dog is a dog that vacuums.
The Decoy Thong
Imagine, if you will, a world where people wore thongs with low-rise jeans. A world where having one's underwear visible was considered desirable.
The Black Hole Time Traveler
TW: sexual assault, rape If you follow this blog with any regularity, you should know that I take the occasional dive into some strange rabbit holes. This one looks into the activities of one Marlin Pohlman. In 2004, Pohlman filed a patent application for a method of gravity distortion and time displacement. The claims require … Continue reading The Black Hole Time Traveler
Happy Labor Day!
Labor rarely keeps the fruit of their patents.
For When A Poncho Isn’t Ponch Enough
The pinnacle of precipitation prophylaxis.
The Modular Plumage Hat
For when your hair is excellent, but it's chilly.
Doll.
Doll.
The Silence in the Pram
The nice thing about creepy baby patents is that I don't have to do much work explaining them.
Patenting the odd, the impossible, and the unnerving 