Labor rarely keeps the fruit of their patents.
Happy Labor Day!
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For When A Poncho Isn’t Ponch Enough
The pinnacle of precipitation prophylaxis.
The Modular Plumage Hat
For when your hair is excellent, but it's chilly.
Doll.
Doll.
The Silence in the Pram
The nice thing about creepy baby patents is that I don't have to do much work explaining them.
The Romantic Jaw-Strengthener
What's the cure for eating too much Jello?
The Birth Spinner
Content warning: Pregnancy, childbirth, vertigo!
The Moon Suit
Before space suits existed, there were patents on how space suits COULD have existed.
The Mansail
It is summer--the season of ill-advised aquatic inventions!
The Tamagotchi
The ghost in the machine is a weird little creature that poops.
Patenting the odd, the impossible, and the unnerving 